Traditional Jamaican Easter: Bun & Cheese, Supermalt, Hardough Bread, Fry Fish & Bammy Mmmm !

Stoned Astronaut: Pussy Eating Etiquette

allsortsoffukvcedup:

I get so worked up before sinking my tongue deep between her sweet slit. I’m an impatient person but the one thing that can make me choke on an invisible leash is eating pussy. I’ll resist temptation as best I can because I’m slightly sadistic when it comes to teasing….

AAHHHH ME & KEMI ARE GOING TO SEE LAURYN HILL ON THE 14TH APRIL BITCHEESSS !!!!!

workinforthedolla:

Mariah Carey accepting the Best New Artist @ the 1991 Grammy Awards.

thechanelmuse:

thatprettymotherfuckerxo:

N E V E R   to old for this  <3 ;o

Shit got real everytime you played tag in the ball pit. It was a mix of tag and dodgeball. I used to be in my matrix mode and climb up the sliding boards the wrong way.

Just when you were about to be tagged and called “it,” you called timeout and made up some lame excuse like “my ankle hurt,” or “I gotta go get some water” or “I’m on base” (knowing damn well there really was no base)

(Source: weheartit.com)

I was a young woman with an evolved mind who was not afraid of her beauty or her sexuality. For some people that’s uncomfortable. They didn’t understand how female and strong work together. Or young and wise. Or Black and divine.
Lauryn Hill (via thechanelmuse)

(Source: 0penseason)

Smiles & HandShakes: So Today’s Lecture Was Called ‘Are Our Schools And Kids Out Of...

smilesnhandshakes:

So Today’s Lecture Was Called ‘Are Our Schools And Kids Out Of Control?’ So Lecturer Preached On About How Times Have Changed, Corporal Punishment, What Disruptive Behaviour In Schools Includes And Approaches To Tackling It etc. etc. & I Was Like Cool. Interesting.

When We Reached Seminar…

PER-REACH !! “What Was The Wooden Spoon Though ?” LOOOOL

(Source: august-21st)


“I Support Kony2012 And I Care That You Don’t”


I Am Soo Glad That Someone In This World Got The Actual Message Of The Video !!

lucid-dream-er:

hagridsb3ard:

Yes. its true…

The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica’s Imagination.

Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that’s why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that’s why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn’t figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins 
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As for “All Grown Up” Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a teenager became addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations she obsessed over, because of time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with her creations, she made them older, Angelica was constantally taking hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her creations who were her only company, in a judgemental world

Angelica’s mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was schizophrenic/bipolar because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew in his depression married a gold digging whore, that Angelica idolized because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom, but always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a barbie doll, and made it after her mom’s image, wearing an unwashed oranged dress, and having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything, dieing of overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was “canceled” 

The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy’s brother Dil, however Angelica didnt know the differace between Dil and her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands, after endless crying and a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica was angry with them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune, Stu ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too late, he had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he grew up his damage only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in All Grown Up! He lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt over this is what led to her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the rugrats breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.

On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He was actually going to marry a differant hooker, but she just wanted him for his money), who had a daughter named Kimi that was torn from her because she was a cocaine addict (Angelica imagined her from Kira’s stories), he lost his mind after the death of his wife and was in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America, Chaz and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but was relatively happy w/ her life, and Chaz

Suzie was actually Angelica’s only friend, who entertained the thought of Angelica’s creations, for her, She later became a phycologist and teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When Angelica died of drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica’s death was sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which lead to a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining friends around her, and playing with the lives of her creations.

She died March 5, 1994, tag your friends if you were throughly mindraped, this is the truth behind your childhood. 

I didn’t believe it before but with the background info I think i’m being convinced. 

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